if i were someone's shorty

 ...my theoretical boo would have an amazing xmas...

because he is an nba fan:

from omfgco

because he loves to be cozy in his jeans:

buffalo check flannel lined jeans from Levi's

because he looks hott in wool:

from Pendleton

because he "knows what it is":

seriously!

because he is so trill:

from Cabela's

because he loves loafers like i do:

Ralph Lauren