swagloose

i have never seen footloose.  either of them.  c'mon screenwriters.  are folks my age having a midlife crisis already?  i've had a nervous breakdown, but not a midlife crisis.  kevin bacon was hot in 1984 (but especially in friday the 13th (cut-offs, y'all!)) and is still his handsome self.  so how do you pay tribute to a classic movie without remaking it *and* attract a wider audience?  KRUMPLOOSE!

plot summary:
ren (kevin bacon) is an attractive and eligible divorcee living in atlanta with his teenage daughter, rena (elle fanning). he is the instructor of dance at a public school there.  secretly, in the cover of darkness, the students (including "young renny" as she is known to her classmates) work out their disagreements,  vie for the opposite sex's attention and show off their mad skillz via krump battles.  the soundtrack will be a mash up of the title song by young bloodz and lil jon.  ren discovers what young renny is up to with her homies.  and he supports her!  he adds krumping to his course options at school.  rena goes on to pursue her dance dreams in the bay area.....and you know what's next, boo....HYPHYLOOSE! ya feel me?!

more to the point:  let me style those dancers!  Louise Gray's Spring 2012 rtw is off the chain.  the separates would look amazing makin' that air clap, freezin', floatin', poppin' and lockin'...

from vogue.com

if you don't know by now, you betta axe somebody.
NOTE: i'm aware that there are no women featured in those videos, however, i pray that you, the reader, can imagine that those boys would like to dance with some girls.  and those girls will be wearing Louise Gray.